I hate getting old but I'm still rocking

I hate getting old.

I have the world's worst hair.  It's more like straw.  I used to have this long mane of hair, thick
and envied.  Now I look like the version of the scarecrow from Wizard of Oz.  My young 20 something daughters tsk, tsk me.  It's why they call me "Frankenmom."  If I don't comb my hair when I get out of bed, it sticks up everywhere. It is downright scary.  I've seen it!  And, then I've got this thinning hair in the front.  Last fall everyone old woman I saw in Germany had the same thinning going on.  Yuk.

Norah Ephron hated her neck.  Me too.  It's all wrinkly with those skin tags and a double chin.  Do
you know that over your life time your nose grows.  I didn't know that until I read about the
returning serviceman who kissed this woman in Times Square after WWII ended.  They aged his
face and grew his nose.  How disgusting is that?

Let's talk sagging breasts.  I remember when I was in my 40's and a friend remarked about us "full breasted" women.  What did that mean?  Oh, yeah, it's the kind that comes after breast feeding but don't go away.  In my 20's when all the young women would go braless because that was the fashion, there was the rule that if you could hold a pencil under your boob, you shouldn't because you have too much.  I did.  It's why I always hated running.  Too much frontal action.

How about the wing flaps?  You know that saggy part under your upper arms.  You know you're in trouble when you try on a blouse and it's tight.  When did that Happen?

Now that I've covered the old body, let's talk the mind.  Sheesh, I hate forgetting names, dates and what stories I've already told.  It's always the really good stories that I want to tell again but nobody wants to listen.

Now let's talk music and us old ladies liking younger male artists.  I recall when my cousin and I wanted to see Danny Gokey and her daughter thought we were nuts. (Danny was a 20 something male on American Idol).  I'm the older demographic the marketers hate because we're so old and we got buckets of money but they don't want us.  Those poor guys on Idol;  it's us old women who buy their music and go to their concerts.  They have dreams of young, eager women screaming at their concerts.  Instead they got us.  I recall seeing a comment by David Cook saying he was surprised at his followers' ages, even having a couple of 60 something women purchasing cd's and merchandise from his fan site.  Yeah, Pat Graf, he means you and me.

In my 20's I couldn't afford to go to concerts.  Now I can but I can't wait in line and then stand the whole time at those crazy General Admission Concerts.  So, now, I go and sit in the back with all the old folks.  I sit with David Cook's dad, who is the same age as me.

So, here I am in my 60's, with my thinning, grey hair and sagging body parts, going to rock concerts.
We can rock it out with the best of the youngsters, just in a different way.

But, and here's the best part:   I would never want to go back and relive my life again.  I kind of like where I am.  I do kind of wish I could have taken some of those youthful body parts with me on the journey but I like the wisdom in my face and in my mind.  I did some really dumb things in my 20's and if the dumbest thing I do in my 60's is go to Danny Gokey and David Cook concerts, then so be it.

Rock on.

Unemployed

I am a feminist.  Back in the 70's, I worked in the Lucy Stone Women's Center at the University of Wisconsin Green Bay.  I have a dual major degree in Women's Studies and Business Administration.  I never classified myself as a bra-burner type of feminist but I believed in choices for women. Choices with no judgment attached.    Choices in getting married or not married.  Choosing your partner.  Choosing to have a family or not.  Choices meant to work at home or to work outside the home.

I like going to the Optometrist because it's a doctor that doesn't hurt me or involve me taking off my clothes.  In the pre-screening office, the intake specialist is updating my record.  Age.  Height.  Weight.....pfft... I can lie easily because they don't have a scale.  Place of Employment.  I tell her I work in the home.  Oh, she says, "you're self-employed."  "No.  I say.  I stay at home and take care of my home and kids."  She's baffled.  There is no category.  "Retired, " she asks?   Nope.  Then, she says, "you're unemployed, then."  "No," I say, "I am choosing to stay and work at home."  She's dumbfounded, "I have to put you in a category and there isn't one that you fit in."

Every time our taxes roll around, I must admit that I cringe when I have to categorize myself on our tax forms.  I am listed as a "housewife."  Interesting category.  A housewife is what all of us baby boomers   had to be when we grew up.  Our choices involved being a teacher, secretary, nurse and, ultimately, a housewife.  In the heartland here, you got married early and had your babies right away.  It was a profession that was valued.  Now, in casual conversation, when a person asks what I do for a living and if I reply that I'm a housewife, I am devalued.  I see the look on his/her face; she is an uninteresting person who is stuck in her viewpoints, stuck in the values of women at her age.

I reflect back to the 70's where we thought that all women should be valued for the work she chose to do--in or outside the home.  Those were heady days when opportunities were opening in management, law and medicine.  Women supporting women.  Now, I see divisions among women.  Women staying at home and working outside the home.  Young vs Older Women.  Blue Collar vs White Collar.  Rural vs Urban.  I suppose the divisions are inevitable but I see judgment on both sides of the divisions.

Instead of looking at the divisions within our lives, I think about our similarities.  All women work very hard.  I tell my kids that the hardest job I have ever had is working at home.  It's hard physical labor doing laundry, cleaning the house, hauling out the garbage, cutting the grass, grocery shopping and chauffering.  I chose to homeschool my children, so I saw that as my additional job.  Having an outside job, means all this work inside the home as well as outside.  I haven't even mentioned the part about nuturing the relationship with your partner business.  Or parenting.  All this work is exhausting for us women.  Instead of seeing commonalities, we see divisions.

I ponder the question from the intake specialist at the Optometrist office.  I could say teacher, since I teach my children at home.  I could say that I am retired university instructor (true statement).  In the grand scheme of life, it doesn't really matter what I classify myself at the Optometrist's office.  I am who I am: an interesting person with life experience.  It's just a question that doesn't need analysis.  What does it matter really?  I tell her to mark, "unemployed."

While the eye doctor is peering into my eyes, he asks, "what kind of job are you looking for?"  I snicker and answer, "I'm quite happy with where I am at, right now.  Being unemployed."